31 Days of Horror 4: Apocalypse Z (2013) by Jamie
04/10/2013, 11:18 am
Filed under: 31 Days of Horror, Review

Uwe Boll is the king of the crap, a man who’s complete lack of talent is almost stunning in it’s enormity. He has never been involved with anything of any value. With that in mind, I decided to watch this piece of crap that he produced and actually has a cameo in playing the President of the United States. For those unfamiliar with Boll, he is most definitely not American. Yeah, this is a stinking shit-pile.

The story, to use a kinder word than this film deserves, concerns a small town Romania that has fallen victim to a secret Government project which turns them all into Zombies. The military send in a crack team of commandos who are just like every crack team of commandos you’ve seen since Aliens. It turns out that they’ve been double crossed for some reason and now they’re fighting for their very survival I guess.

Look, I get it. Zombie movies are relatively cheap and easy to make but that doesn’t mean you should. Everything about this is terrible. There is basically no story, the dialogue is all clichés, the acting is comparable to that of actual corpses and Boll reads his line in a way that is reminiscent of a drunk, retarded Tommy Wiseau. I cannot recommend this less. Fuck Boll and fuck this movie. 0 pints out of 5. Laterz.


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